Apple Announces the Iphone 6

The latest release of the iPhone 5 has convinced Apple executives to announce the new iPhone6.  No release date has been published, although most technogeeks and Apple enthusiasts believe the new phone will be ready in time for a pre-Christmas release.  (See Video Here)  The new phone boasts new OLED technology which will give the phone a transparent look and will result in the thinnest phone yet.   The new A6 chipset also will open the iPhone app world to faster machine cycles per second or Mps.  In laymen's terms, it will be even faster than fast.  Meatmeter has also learned from insiders that there will be a new "jumbo" version of the phone with the largest screen area yet as well as the "wide" option.

Iphone 6 Jumbo Version

Iphone 6 Wide Version

 The new retinal display will also allow you to control your phone by just looking at it.  Two front facing cameras will allow you to control actions on the phone by using your eyebrows as well.  The two front facing cameras will also allow you to have a facetime conversation with yourself.  These cameras will also allow you to interact with Siri just by smirking (Siri senses this as sarcasm), or by smiling or frowning (Siri senses smiling as positive, while frowning is considered negative. note - OS 7.5 cannot yet distinguish a smirking smile or smirking frown so the user is stuck with one facial expression at a time)  Siri has gotten smarter as well, as she can now make phone calls for you and talk to your other friends who have iPhones and can actually develop and maintain a Siri to Siri relationship with no interaction needed by the user.  When asked about a Siri to Siri relationship, and as to whether this might be considered a homophonic relationship, Apple executives had no comment, although there is a setting in the phone that will allow you to change the Siri voice gender if this kind of thing bothers you, and it shouldn't since you should be a cool, hip, open minded Apple phone user.  After all, it's common knowledge that all stuck up, square, close minded people use Android phones anyway.  Meatmeter has also been able to obtain a video of some of the upcoming apps that will be available on the new iPhone 6. Just click here to see the "Coffee" and "Copperfield" apps that include coffee and donuts.  Iphone 6 Apps

This post is for all of you who stood in line to get an iPhone 5, and you know who you are!  I am happy with my Iphone 4 and my original iPad.  Fortunately for me, Apple products hardly ever break, you just get tired of them.  Glad I'm a slow adopter.  Meatmeter gives Apple a Well Done!